Good Bye.......4 now..........

hmmmm


so it's finally here

dear loved ones,



as I will be taking my USMLE Step 1 later this month I have left my shrine temporarily....will be back when the exam is over.......or when i realize my efforts are going to total waste....


i will miss KARACHI....and I really enjoyed the Step 1 journey.....couldnt have been possible without the following:

Rocco

Jan Ali

Nadir

KGB

n u know who ;)

also thank all my students especially '014 for their continous inspiration and motivation....


So till we meet again ...


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Ding Dong Fazlullah is Dead?!!

They say he's dead. We cant be sure. Only hope he is. A step closer towards harmony.

Meanwhile Pakistan should be shamed again. The recent attack on the Ahmadya/Qaddyani sect is pathetic. Actually Bhutto succumbing to pressure from those bigot "mullahs" and having them declared "non-muslims" in the constitution was the beginning of the end. For raping the dream of Jinnah in such a blatant manner, hanging was the least he deserved.

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A busy world, Israel, BoP, Lala

Much be going on since last time.


Just recently we had Israel raid the flotilla. WTF was Talat Hussain doing out there? If I was an incestuous,ill informed "mullah" I'd have already declared him a Mossad or RAW agent. Israel is seriously just asking for another Holocaust. Don't think since you have nukes and Uncle Sam is your perpetual bitch your safe. You live in a world where they're about a billion "muslims", most of them whacko and it's only a matter of time before they buy a bomb from the "Khan Network" and blow the shit out of you and don't think that being in close proximity with those Arab wannabe Palestinians will save you. No they really dont give a fuck about anything, be it human life or basic logic. Consider this as a cautioning from a fervent admirer of the superior race aka The Cunning Jews.



Then we have the BoP scam in full progress. Hamesh Khan has been a naughty boy indeed and he will not spare any of his old pals. But as I always say, he's already made a fortune on the money he "stole" and even if he returns the sum with a nominal fine he's still way up in the net sum of things. They should castrate him, flog 'em in public and then hang him upside down from an electric pole somewhere in Lahore. That will surely be somehow a deterrent to future offenders.

Then there is the curious case of Riaz Lalajee

http://www.thenews.com.pk/top_story_detail.asp?Id=29196

All I can say is dont trust whatever you read in the papers. I mean people like Hamid Mir work for these organizations.

Congrats to all on the reopening of Facebook in Pakistan. Why do I have a feeling there will be another ban before we even know it? Those idiots are just asking to be fucked around with.

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Remember the 5th of November ?

So now Youtube,Flickr n Wikipedia have all been blocked. It is only a matter of time before blogger.com is also blocked. So these will probably be the last posts for a while.

"Draw Muhammad Day" = " Pakis are idiots Day".....

The first images of Muhammad had been drawn by Muslims themselves in their earliest works. Google it yourself, thats if they haven't already blocked it....

The Quran has nothing to say about banning images but some Hadith* do. They however do not specifically prohibit images of Muhammad but all kinds of images. As far as the desecration occurring via cartoonization then you damn "muslims" are supposed to be respecting all prophets. Why the fuck has no "muslim" ever protested against the mockery made of Jesus all over the world? Just take a look at South Park and you'll realize that they've ridiculed him a million times more then Muhammad. But you faggots out there who call yourself "muslims" cant be bothered coz you dont consider him your prophet. For you he's a Christian right? Based on your own shabby belief system you are not muslims and hence i call you "muslims" instead.


It's alright to commit Shirk in Pakistan. Commit Shirk openly. That's right. Rape the basic values of the religion you claim to adhere to. You people visit places like Data Darbar, Abdullah Shah Ghazi, Shahbaz Qallandar and some fag's shrine in Pakpattan. You worship those dead mf's n hope you'll get what you want. What the fuck is wrong with you people? Is it the Hinduism in your DNA that eventually get's the better of you? After all most of you have been Hindus for centuries. M b Qasim just showed up around 712.

Then you have all those palmists every where and those "Aamils". Bengali magic doctors to cure ills? What the fuck shitfaces?


They're 3 and 6 year old girls getting raped every second day. Nobody gives a fuck. They're teenagers being gang-raped just because her brother ran off with the village slut.Nobody gives a fuck. They're women who have acid thrown over they're faces. Nobody gives a fuck. Corruption has become as integral a part of Paki culture as is Basant or Urdu. You dont give a fuck. Muhammad sure must be proud of you shits.But he probably doesn't give a fuck for you sorry retards.

You let yourselves be governed by drunk,godless, incestuous,illiterate bastards. Not bothered at all. But then somebody draws a cartoon of Muhammad and you go haywire? You can fool yourself all you want but as a nation, the whole of Pakistan is going straight to hell. Your too full of yourselves to realize it. It'll sure be fun taking a piss over your heads over there. Only will your deaths eventually prove me right.


Go fuck yourselves you nation of 18 million vermin and then go

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Killings in Karachi...exam season...Coincidence?

So another day in Karachi. Around 20 people get killed. Random killings. Why the fuck does Geo keep saying they were target killings? They really don't know the meanings of these words and are just throwing them around. Who could be responsible for these senseless acts of violence?

The usual suspects....RAW...Mossad...CIA....Lyari gangs...MQM??

Why do you not consider this possibility. My friends and I have an exam tomorrow. We had been busy all year long with betting money on the IPL, getting Bj's from the truckstop whores, drinking moonshine and pretending our grandfather's used to play football with Bobby Charlton while we cheered on teams in the EPL. We didnt study. We're fucked and bribing the exam cell is too much of a bitch plus we're out of money after England rapped Australia in the T20 final. What to do??

Luckily from last month's bank robbery we have our guns still with us and a few spare bullets. Why not split into groups of 3/4 and go around the city in our FX and shoot random people? This will truly plunge the city into chaos and then the usual will happen....Educational institutes will be closed at least for the day....and thus no exam tomorrow....It'd be our best chance of passing the exam ( we'll manage to buy the question paper before it happens again) and since living in Karachi all our lives along with the random relative here and there being killed we're truly fucked in the head so it'll be fun anyways.

Food for thought. And you slackers out there better not be getting any ideas. BTW, even if the Aga Khan died they're not be a day off in AKU so no point in trying to kill Laila or KGB.

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Happy "Draw Muhammad Day" = Fuck Pakistan Day

I wish to congratulate you on an astoundingly successful "Draw Muhammad Day". Well done all! You've managed to get Facebook blocked in Pakistan and if cussing Zardari n his eunuch henchmen didn't get me blocked then this might pretty well. So to all my followers in Pakistan ...Good Bye for now but trust me we'll be back bigger then ever. Fuck you Pakistan Government!!

No wonder Pakistan is the homeland of the Taliban. Taliban should simply be considered as a synonym for ignorant "Muslims". "Muslim" is very different then Muslim, the difference I shall elaborate in a later blog. Please Obama, nuke the shit out of Pakistan before these maniacs trigger off the apocalypse. With each passing day, it is becoming more evident that the end of the world as we know it will surely begin from here. The Nukes are in the hands of the army. Let's say "Draw Muhammad" pisses somebody off real bad and coincidently they happen to be in the army. In a few years he might be the head of the army and so are his close pals. What'll happen? They don't have the capability to reach the US, so they send all their nukes into Israel. At least one is going to hit Tel Aviv and then I'm sure South Park will have invaluable fodder. Eric Cartman can rejoice at the death of those filthy Jews.


What needs to be done is the liberal minority in Pakistan be identified and empowered to Totalitarian proportions. By the liberals I do not mean the likes of Zardari and Sharif co. I mean the true liberals..more like Altaf Bhai. They will then "take care" of the others and all will be well.

Screw Pakis, for the rest of the world there is still time. Do something before this damned nation sends you all to the dogs. When Zardari's wife was premier she sent Qadeer Khan around selling nuke technology to the likes of Libya and North korea. What do you think Zardari will be willing to do for any amount of money? Whatever happened to those pscyh evaluations about him sustaining permanent psychological damage? The nuke are surely not in the hands of a madman...are they?

So let us begin this glorious tradition to remind the world of the scum we are.

Happy Fuck Pakistan Day 2010!

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What's up with this "Draw Muhammad" stuff ?

Right so 20th May is going to be the first "Draw Muhammad" Day. Thank you South Park once again for helping break free from the shackles of idiocy and fanaticism. But Why the fuck do you want to piss off those damn Muslims even more? Do you really have a death wish?

They say South Park getting censored has been the inspiration for this. Freedom of speech is essential. That's what founded the US but so did mass genocide.

Molly Norris we appreciate what you intend to achieve with what your doing but you seem like just another attention-deprived dumb bitch who hasnt got laid good in a while. Now imagine you end up really pissing off some jackass "Muslim" and then he goes and bombs the shit out of Seattle or Orlandao...then is you the bitch that is going to be responsible? You are a threat to national security and I recommend that the Feds take you into "protective custody" ASAP !!

WAIT!! This just in ....http://www.mollynorris.com/ ....she says she isn't behind the Draw Muhammad Day..just gave the idea sort of....hmm that's what Einstein said to the Japanese after the nuking.

Well since we're in the peaceful environment of Aga Khan University we will be celebrating "Draw Muhammad" Day like nobody's business. Yes the results will be announced for the winners for our won AKU competition and the winner will get a return ticket to go visit the grave of Theo van Gogh.

So people if you still haven't sent in your Muhammad Drawings hurry up. By the way we've had enough of the dog and bomb drawings so c'mon something more intelligent and original will be appreciated. You can send your drawings to me in the TA's office or submit them with Mr Suleman, Hostel Residences Manager, Aga Khan University, Stadium Road Karachi.


Good luck with your drawings and just hope some wannabe jihadist doesnt email bomb us

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A new car for this DOG !!

That filthy sodomite Salman Taseer is getting a new Mercedes Benz for around 25 million. In a country already wrecked by poverty and in the midst of a civil war of sorts why is there no concern regarding such extravagance? The news report


http://www.dawn.com/wps/wcm/connect/dawn-content-library/dawn/the-newspaper/front-page/19-rs25m-mercedes-benz-being-purchased-for-taseer-550-hh-10

above indicates that the PM Gillani has approved the deal. Could this have anything to do with Salman having a video of the former with Sherry Rehman? We all remember the boob squeezing incident at that rally. Or is this compensation for Abdul Qadir Gillani punching some guy in the face and Governor Taseer conveniently "taking care" of the problem.

We'd think that the Democrats in Washington would have more sense than approving aid those these crooks who run this country on behalf of the 180 million Pakis. Or is the establishment out there working behind the scenes with other motives? They dont want to bring a definitive end to the war on terror perhaps? As long as Pakistan is being run by the likes of Zardari and Sharif Brothers there is seriously no hope of bringing an end to this misery.

I must appeal to the United States people and Oprah Winfrey to do something about this unnecessary problem. All that greed is manipulating the US foreign policy and they dont really give a fuck about anyone , including their own!!

The greatest favor the US could do for its "ally" and move towards ending the war on terror properly is get a few top dogs out here in Islamabad and Lahore killed. Get those dudes at Blackwater or similar to do the job. Uncle Sam has done it before. Why not mistakingly drop a nuke on Islamabad when the Parliment, President, PM, Governors and Army chiefs are there? What shall arise from the ashes can in no way be worse than what already is.

The people of Pakistan will perpetually indebted. As for all you Faisal Shahzad wannabe's out there: Get over NYC and flights to Dubai. Just bomb the shit out of the Parliment House in Islamabad or something of the sort. It would be Talibantically Islamic enough to purge the vermin. RAW, Mossad, you know that Pakistan is way more fucked up this way otherwise you would of killed those mfuckers a long long time ago.

Who will coem to save us? By the way has anybody done anything about Zaid Hamid yet?

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ZAID HAMID is responsible for most of this !!

I forgot to mention this asshole called ZAID HAMID is responsible for this. Basically he aint no muslim, just an anarchist who was rapped by the local maulvi at the mosque as a kid and keen student of "Islamic" psychology and sociology. We need to assassinate people like ZAID HAMID if we want to rid ourselves of the curse of extremism.

He has been accused of being a Jewish agent, a RAW operative, ISI symapthizer. With the whole game being really fucked up u cant tell for sure who is really responsible for what. All I can say for sure that anybody wanting a terror free world where ordianry people dont turn into Faisal Shahzad s' u need to get this person killed/eliminated.

So to all those wanting a terror-free world , be you Obama, the FBI, ISI or ordinary citizens, KILL ZAID HAMID !! ( Ok at least get him locked up somewhere) or there will be a nuclear 9/11 in the years to come......

wE'RE running out of time

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PAKISTAN BE SHAMED!! AGAIN!!

With the capture of Faisal Shahzad, we wish to highlight once again the blight of terrorism and idiocy that has malignantly infiltrated our society.

Faisal Shahzad needs to be made an example of. No punishment will be enough for that motherfucker. Why the fuck did he want to bomb Times Square? Retarded asshole...creating problems for the peaceful majority. His wife should be stripped of her US Citizenship ASAP so she doesn't go around and get knocked up by the next "fundamentalist terrorist wannabe" and get married and make another loser a US citizen.

this reminds me of that other bitch Aafia Siddiqui. Another moronic anti-Semite. She needs to be put away for a long time. What needs to be done is to begin punishing the immediate families of these terrorists to keep others away from doing so. In future, if somebody knows that they being caught would mean their parents and kids being rapped by wild horses they would certainly think twice.

Please cooperate with the FBI and CIA to manage to put an end to this mayhem for good.

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MQM ZINDABAD!!

We at the kanjarsain team wish to congratulate Altaf Bhai on the successful convention across Punjab. They've have arrived and will now conquer.

MQM is the future of Pakistan. Join us or be slaughtered with the corrupt generals,feudals,dynastic politicians and bureaucrats. MQM will save this country or destroy it in the process!

Soon all the problems of Pakistan will be solved. The last remaining catalyst required for the wonderful revolution is the stinky, filthy blood of the corrupt and crooked.

Long Live MQM

Long Live Altaf Bhai and Pakistan

Death to the Bhuttos, Sharifs, Legharis, Jatois,Mengals and many,many more !

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Have we already forgotten?? Dead,rotting corpse from the fan?

Whatever happened to that poor old guy in Room 227 who killed himself or the poor old guy in 228 who was subjected to that fowl stench ?

http://www.thenews.com.pk/daily_detail.asp?id=234437

The above is one example of how the media covered the story.

http://www.sindhstudy.com/node/3430

A look at a few links shows that they've pretty much plagiarized from the same source.

Was he from Chitral or Gilgit? It doesnt seem to really matter.

Whatever happened to the 4 page suicide note he had left behind? How much did the Aga Khan University pay the police to cover it all up. An SHO somewhere has probably brought a load of property out there in Dubai. Since the kid was Ismaili, maybe the Imam himself divinely intervened to hush the family up. He would be like you say nothing and I guarantee you VVIP treatment up in Heaven??

Everybody knows of all the problems he was having, it was the financial ones that broke him for good. The Finance department had been threatening not to allow him sit in his upcoming Exams if he didn't pay up. He told em he couldn'd but they didn't care. Did they want him to sell a kidney,rob a bank or pimp out his mother? Now they'd been doing that for a while now but to do it to one of their own ,i.e. Ismaili. So at least they've managed to prove their point of treating everybody the same , irrespective of religious background.

Well done AKU!! You've managed to kill somebody just because you didn't want to waiver a couple of grand off his tuition fee. Keep up the good work! At this rate you should manage to overtake the Jews in no time. If you start mistreating your own for monetary benefits , only one word for you all : Auschwitz


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Congratulations South Park!! Fuck you Comedy Central!!

We here at KanjarSain Corp. wish to congratulate South Park on reaching 200 episodes. Now it would of been truly fitting had they ridiculed the shit out of the Muslim prophet Mohammad. Instead they insisted on visually censoring him. Then there was episode 201. Those bastards at Comedy Central had bleeped out all the best parts.

A few years ago, there was a cartoon depiction of Muhammad on South Park but nobody noticed that. Could the reason being that most of the hardcore fundamentals lack the English comprehension skills to even consider watching a show like South Park. Muhammad the flame thrower wasn't as funny as Santa Claus or Buddha doing coke but at least it was a step in the right direction. The wannabe fundamentals were probably busy fantasizing about the 72 transsexuals they'll be getting in that place called "Paradise" or were simply busy molesting the local kids at their neighborhood mosque.This time round they're a bunch of fags at some revolution.islam giving death threats and shit. From my understanding of their damn religion, Muhammad would of disowned anyone who gave out death threats to peaceful comedians. But this "Islam" is not the religion of Muhammad at all. Historical studies will show that of today's cities, Amsterdam is most like the city state Muhammad ruled over in Yathrib. But leaving a religion to a bunch of date-chewing,camel sodomizing Bedouin would eventually lead to problems. If the Arabs weren't bad enough, they converted over a bunch of Africans, Persians and South Asians.

Africans are a step less evolved then the rest of us. That's not racist, it's just scientific. Recent discoveries show that Ancient Egyptians were ruled by inbred dynasties. Imagine a bunch of inbred hillbillies being in charge of the US? To be ruled over Tutankhanum and his bastard children/nephews & nieces you totally got to be subhuman yourself.

The Persians arent really Muslims. They just converted to save the Arab rampage. Most of them dont give a fuck about Islam. It's just that a bunch of bearded pedophiles were in the right place at the right time and came the Islamic revolution.

Now as for the South Asians, just take a look at Pakistan and Zardari. Nothing else needed to be said.

We need more shows like South Park if we wish to progress towards a global utopia. I dream of a world where we can openly and viciously mock Muhammad without anyone getting a sting up their ass. Had Muhammad been alive today, he'd personally go and hunt down Osama and Mullah Umar. That's how fucked up you "muslims" have actually gotten.

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Kanjar Sain Open House 2010

Hello Everyone!!!

Following countless demands I have arranged to meet with my fans.

I will be in the AKU Student's Lounge on Sunday the 18th of April ,2010 from 9pm onwards.

To locate me during the weekdays, just come to the male hostel or library and ask for "Kanjar Sain".

I warn you I will not be giving any autographs.

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The last time a student was found dead in the male hostel at the Aga Khan University

This link has the "official" version

http://www.naseeb.com/villages/journal-detail.php?aid=18653&vlID=48

For what really happened....stay tuned and hope Zardari or the Aga Khan dont block me..

Back then Suleman was working as a clerk in the Student Affairs Office. Laila was was there too. They're involved again..Poor Zaidi was sent into an early grave because of these two bastards.

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Ishfaq's life wasted?

So he killed jimself...now hopefully the AKU administration will get rid of that Taliban Sympathizer Sulemaan aka Hostel Manager.....or will he reconvert from Wahabism to Ismailism and be spared?

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SALMAN SAAB the hostel manager IS RESPonsible for the suicide in room 228!!! ?

the poor guy lived in the hostel where they were charging 7000 a month for no real services.....

in the common room they have a TV which has no functioning buttons...when a complaoint was made he said there was no point in repairing them because he "knows" that people use their feet to change the channels...

then there had been the recebnt surge of Wahabi activity in the hostel. With the previous admin no maulvis cud go about shitting anyone but since Salman's been back from Hajj, its been crzay.....mini Bin Laden's everywhere bringing maluvis from outside, giving sermons, converting people and declaring kaafirs...yes ismailis they do not conisder muslims and say they are kaafirs or worse....wajib ul Qatal.....thank you Mr Salman ...

there is much much more....

come back soon...

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FBI CIA Help me !! Zardari will block my blog !!

yeah that inbred retard is going to block me because I am exposing his buddy's bullshit who is an intelligence bigwig.....Sheikh saab who got realized from jail recently/.....anyways Obama man help me !! Don't let Pakistan become China!! Well at least when it comes to Internet censorship....btw that Aga Khan dude in Geneva might block me too for spilling the beans on what happened yesterday with the suicide and all..

we here at cracking the chestnut want to continue bringing the best of the news out there unhindered...

Hail Mugambao'''

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TRAGEDY ROOM 228 MALE HOSTEL AGA KHAN UNIVERSITY

so welcome back....

tra

yes it really does feel good to have some visitors finally

so well the day was probably the 13th of April ,2010 ...if they get an autopsy done they can tell for sure...will they do one?

some fun facts to lighten up the mood.....

13th april

in 1963, Sidney Poitier became the first Slave-American to win an Oscar for Best Actor

1997 , Tiger the "Cheater" Woods became the youngest dude to win a Masters....

Also the birthday of Abdus Salaam Arif, a dead iraqi politican ( way dead before NATO got there)...

so yes who is responsible for this tragedy???

Murad Mossa wants to know? but he already knows the answer....ask anybody in the hostel and they will tell u whats wrong......

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SUICIDE IN AKU MALE HOSTEL KARACHI

Yes it finally did happen....

even a blind chimp could see this coming...

asfhaq/ishfaq hussain room 228.. class of 2013...fervent ismaili.....super-nerd.....no drug abuse or anything....his brother killed himself a few years back....wonder if he had mentioned that on his AKU application?

Body rotting for two days before the stench disturbed teh neighbours n they complained....opened his room to find a decomposing body hanging from the fan with an AKU bedsheet and wrists slit...

there was a suicide note the police have taken.....

Laila , Salman and the Finance Department are to blame....

stay tuned for more.....

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Where is Ayesha?

If anybody finds a recent picture of Ayesha, I am willing to give out a thousand dollar prize. Proof of authenticity will be required.

Good luck to Shoaib and Saania. Though the divorce is inevitable and I say that it will be in the winter of 2012 or spring 2013. Stay tuned for more details.

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damn thee Taliban

After only a few days of peace, we finally have another day of chaos....with bomb blasts in Timargarah and Peshawar. Those attention deprived whores needed the focus shifted back to them. After all, the whole country had almost forgotten about them whil they were busy speccualting over the Shoaib and Saania debacle.

good luck to NATO for killing everyone of those bastardas who grow long beards, smell of Naswar and call themselves " Muslims"

Death to everyone of them and their sympathaizers!!!

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riddle me here, riddle me there

did i not tell you to start signing up to my blog? u damn faggots, each and every1 of u.....well at least blogspot has stopped blocking my account. this aint spam baby,, it hardcore..till next time have a happy pakistan day and a fucking gud weekend..


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Happy New Year

We'll they keep marking my blog as spam even though here you will find the most original of material anywhere on the globe. Fuck you motherfuckers for not leaving any comments or stuff.

So it is a new year, spring is upon us and the mercury soars past 40 in Karachi early this year.

Damn the electricity problem here. I hate WAPDA!

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The man who could have everything and did !!

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Zardari was lucky enough to end up screwing Benazir and thus excedding even his wildest dreams. A life kings could envy was to follow.

So this was a slight divergence from our continuing analysis of Riaz Sheikh. Well as we earlier mentioned his humble origins, we consider the possibilty of him actually being a bastard child of the farmer's nympho wife and the feudal lord's inbred cousin who spent his life drinking, smoking opium, rapping goats, boys,old hags, basically anythig that had an orifice or could have an orifice made( there was a year when the whole tomato crop mysteriously ended out fucked up??)...

He could of realized this later in life when none of his physical features resembled his father's, but by then the inbred "playboy" had been sodomized to death by a gang of Gujrati criminals ( They are claimed to have been a group associated with the Chadhury brothers and there had been an incident in Lahore involving the czn and a female of the latter's family. Some rumors of a horse being made to rape Moonis Elahi?).

So Riaz Sheikh did have a troubled childhood. He was made to give stranger's blowjobs and watch his mother give them to strangers. His sisters developed a very incestous relationship with their father and that lead to paternal neglect for Riaz. Yet does this justify the billions he has looted from the millions ?

Your comments are more than welcome

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The crooked and crookeder...

So we continue our analysis of Riaz Sheikh and explore the net for more information on this bloke.

Here's a lil bit from across the border: http://www.thaindian.com/newsportal/south-asia/zardaris-criminal-friend-made-fias-economic-crime-wing-chief_100331609.html

Lucky Shabina Sheikh. For her silver jubilee she probably got a truck load of jewelry. Riaz has always had a severe psychological weakness, where he feels constantly threatened. He was the son of a farmer working on the fields of a feudal lord. While growing up he constantly must of been seeing what life had to offer if you were rich and powerful, in stark comparison to his own cruel existence in which his growth remained retarded, psychologically and physically.

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Democracy really?

They keep whining like bitches about bringing back "democracy" to Pakistan, however instead they've managed to develop the ideal kleptocracy. Zardari and his pals are making sure that by the time the Bald, Maulvi sodomizing brothers take over they've amassed enough wealth to go and purchase a few royal palaces in Europe and the Middle East.

Just check this guy out, Riaz Sheikh, (http://paktribune.com/news/index.shtml?225276). Why is it such a big deal when some random kid dies in a hospital which was ill-equipped or incompetently staffed. Stop going after doctors and do something about the real criminals. Yet you people voted for a couple hundred of pseudo-intellectuals, descendants of traitors from the British era ( they call em feudals), maulvis and the random few cunningly corrupt technocrats who made Zardari they're President. An individual who was corrupt as high was Hendrix's music. Then he brings about his pals with the likes of Salman Taseer and Rehman Malik. We lose valuable capital taking care of the multiple mistresses kept by these guys and they want doctors to be held more accountable.

Riaz Sheikh a gud ol' jail buddyof Zardari ( we can neither acknowledge or deny that he was catering to the latter's cross dresser fetishes) has looted and pillaged the nation at large to provide for his family a life of luxury, comparable to Arabian royalty. We should take his case as a study to see where all this corruption comes from.

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International Women's Day 2010

On the auspicious occasion of International Women's Day, I would like to congratulate all of you who have managed to break through the shackles of male bondage to new liberations.

We will be announcing our "Women of the Year" Award results soon so stay tuned.

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It's a small world after all

Greetings my minions!!

I speak to you these words from the height of the Hindu-kash mountains. Indeed reaching a higher altitude has somewhat cleared my head a bit and made me make some interesting realizations. Man is Animal and that Animal is Dog.

I recently participated in the by-election held in Swat NA-420. Democracy has returned to our valley but when "dem"= idiot it becomes an idiocracy. However if dem=person=animal then indeed it is once again rule to the animals, mainly swine of the Wehshi strain just like good old Altaf Bhai.

After concluding a workshop on "Erectile Dysfunction and home remedies", I was taken to a brothel that had been frequented by the Taliban. They had been scoring heroin on the pimp's tab and now the dealer who is also a local police officer is after him. Till my writing this, he should of made it to Chaman and then into Iran from where he will be heading to North Africa to get into the lucrative Columbia-Senegal-France cocaine chain.

By the way I have come across some really cute Chitrali girls whose fathers are willing to sell them for only Rs 100,000. Will be uploading pics of them soon.

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So much, so little

Yeah well long time no see. Life is busy for those of us trying to make an honest buck. Has much happened in you sad, pointless lives? I do not think so. For me it has been another adventurous week where I have learned not to trust only books when it comes down to female anatomy. Plus I would like to edit the "Toxicology" section of Goodman's & Gillman's book. However I don't mind "reproducing" the results of my independent research before making any further claims. If you would like to be a part of this trial , you know how to contact me. Volunteers only. All I can compensate you with is my fresh,sweet love and loads of it.

Meanwhile, the Annual Bonfire is coming up. It's been a pathetic disaster the last few years, though honestly last year's thing had been all a bit too blurry on my side to be able to give an objective assessment. Why don't we try something fun this year like BBQing the Falah people, alive? Im sure the class of 012' will be more than happy to take on this endevaour. The rest of you are advised to follow Babar Badman's lead.

Another matter of concern is the hesitancy that surroounds admitting to the face that you cant have enough of me. Dont worry! I have read your collective minds and from now on will try my best to keep updating you guys more regularly.

Fuck a Duck !

Let's go for the Kill !

After a tremendous display of athletiscm from the TA faculty last night, they are the hot favourites to win the tournament. The '013 showed a dismal performance. I wonder if it was a delibrate attempt to score points with their facilitators for the upcoming sessions. If so, it didnt work at all and be ready for a complete rapping both in the PBLs and the volleyball court tonight !

Fuck a Duck !

Ayesha cries, hides her face

What was the name of that play? No idea.
What was the play about? No idea.
What happened at the end of the play? wtf..no idea

The play which was meant for "us" the faculty and the guests, but then we let the rest of you people there.

This was displayed for the APPNA ppl. Could you have been more bluntly disrespectul. I was utterly astonished at the juvenile mockery of our distinguished guests and especially the TA faculty. Your all worthless idiotic wannabes.

Then there always two sides to a chestnut. With young luscious women frolicking on stage, some of the senior faculty were saved their Viagra for the drunk orgies they were heading to. Quite a few perverts enjoyed last night as did even the less horny folk.

Notable tits were of Dr TJ which suddenly began expanding before the start of the play. But then there are always two sides to a chestnut.

Comment on the performances:

Amaan thank you for your beautiful display of the Ranian lifestyle which was the only thing bearable in the play and prevented the crowd from jeering the fuck out of the play.

Everyone else was ok. Why were we subjected to a girl with her face hidden and butt exposed sitting in the middle of the stage? But that probably was the only thing that let people bother to stay on till the end and that's the only thing they remember from last night.

P.S: Anthrax is back. Powder first being sprung in the air and then blown about. Have you seen Dr Sher Ali recently?

Enjoy the new year's chestnuts.

Fuck a Duck !