Monday, May 31, 2010

Ding Dong Fazlullah is Dead?!!

They say he's dead. We cant be sure. Only hope he is. A step closer towards harmony.

Meanwhile Pakistan should be shamed again. The recent attack on the Ahmadya/Qaddyani sect is pathetic. Actually Bhutto succumbing to pressure from those bigot "mullahs" and having them declared "non-muslims" in the constitution was the beginning of the end. For raping the dream of Jinnah in such a blatant manner, hanging was the least he deserved.

Fuck a Duck!!

A busy world, Israel, BoP, Lala

Much be going on since last time.


Just recently we had Israel raid the flotilla. WTF was Talat Hussain doing out there? If I was an incestuous,ill informed "mullah" I'd have already declared him a Mossad or RAW agent. Israel is seriously just asking for another Holocaust. Don't think since you have nukes and Uncle Sam is your perpetual bitch your safe. You live in a world where they're about a billion "muslims", most of them whacko and it's only a matter of time before they buy a bomb from the "Khan Network" and blow the shit out of you and don't think that being in close proximity with those Arab wannabe Palestinians will save you. No they really dont give a fuck about anything, be it human life or basic logic. Consider this as a cautioning from a fervent admirer of the superior race aka The Cunning Jews.



Then we have the BoP scam in full progress. Hamesh Khan has been a naughty boy indeed and he will not spare any of his old pals. But as I always say, he's already made a fortune on the money he "stole" and even if he returns the sum with a nominal fine he's still way up in the net sum of things. They should castrate him, flog 'em in public and then hang him upside down from an electric pole somewhere in Lahore. That will surely be somehow a deterrent to future offenders.

Then there is the curious case of Riaz Lalajee

http://www.thenews.com.pk/top_story_detail.asp?Id=29196

All I can say is dont trust whatever you read in the papers. I mean people like Hamid Mir work for these organizations.

Congrats to all on the reopening of Facebook in Pakistan. Why do I have a feeling there will be another ban before we even know it? Those idiots are just asking to be fucked around with.

Fuck a Duck!!

Friday, May 21, 2010

Remember the 5th of November ?

So now Youtube,Flickr n Wikipedia have all been blocked. It is only a matter of time before blogger.com is also blocked. So these will probably be the last posts for a while.

"Draw Muhammad Day" = " Pakis are idiots Day".....

The first images of Muhammad had been drawn by Muslims themselves in their earliest works. Google it yourself, thats if they haven't already blocked it....

The Quran has nothing to say about banning images but some Hadith* do. They however do not specifically prohibit images of Muhammad but all kinds of images. As far as the desecration occurring via cartoonization then you damn "muslims" are supposed to be respecting all prophets. Why the fuck has no "muslim" ever protested against the mockery made of Jesus all over the world? Just take a look at South Park and you'll realize that they've ridiculed him a million times more then Muhammad. But you faggots out there who call yourself "muslims" cant be bothered coz you dont consider him your prophet. For you he's a Christian right? Based on your own shabby belief system you are not muslims and hence i call you "muslims" instead.


It's alright to commit Shirk in Pakistan. Commit Shirk openly. That's right. Rape the basic values of the religion you claim to adhere to. You people visit places like Data Darbar, Abdullah Shah Ghazi, Shahbaz Qallandar and some fag's shrine in Pakpattan. You worship those dead mf's n hope you'll get what you want. What the fuck is wrong with you people? Is it the Hinduism in your DNA that eventually get's the better of you? After all most of you have been Hindus for centuries. M b Qasim just showed up around 712.

Then you have all those palmists every where and those "Aamils". Bengali magic doctors to cure ills? What the fuck shitfaces?


They're 3 and 6 year old girls getting raped every second day. Nobody gives a fuck. They're teenagers being gang-raped just because her brother ran off with the village slut.Nobody gives a fuck. They're women who have acid thrown over they're faces. Nobody gives a fuck. Corruption has become as integral a part of Paki culture as is Basant or Urdu. You dont give a fuck. Muhammad sure must be proud of you shits.But he probably doesn't give a fuck for you sorry retards.

You let yourselves be governed by drunk,godless, incestuous,illiterate bastards. Not bothered at all. But then somebody draws a cartoon of Muhammad and you go haywire? You can fool yourself all you want but as a nation, the whole of Pakistan is going straight to hell. Your too full of yourselves to realize it. It'll sure be fun taking a piss over your heads over there. Only will your deaths eventually prove me right.


Go fuck yourselves you nation of 18 million vermin and then go

Fuck a Duck!!

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Killings in Karachi...exam season...Coincidence?

So another day in Karachi. Around 20 people get killed. Random killings. Why the fuck does Geo keep saying they were target killings? They really don't know the meanings of these words and are just throwing them around. Who could be responsible for these senseless acts of violence?

The usual suspects....RAW...Mossad...CIA....Lyari gangs...MQM??

Why do you not consider this possibility. My friends and I have an exam tomorrow. We had been busy all year long with betting money on the IPL, getting Bj's from the truckstop whores, drinking moonshine and pretending our grandfather's used to play football with Bobby Charlton while we cheered on teams in the EPL. We didnt study. We're fucked and bribing the exam cell is too much of a bitch plus we're out of money after England rapped Australia in the T20 final. What to do??

Luckily from last month's bank robbery we have our guns still with us and a few spare bullets. Why not split into groups of 3/4 and go around the city in our FX and shoot random people? This will truly plunge the city into chaos and then the usual will happen....Educational institutes will be closed at least for the day....and thus no exam tomorrow....It'd be our best chance of passing the exam ( we'll manage to buy the question paper before it happens again) and since living in Karachi all our lives along with the random relative here and there being killed we're truly fucked in the head so it'll be fun anyways.

Food for thought. And you slackers out there better not be getting any ideas. BTW, even if the Aga Khan died they're not be a day off in AKU so no point in trying to kill Laila or KGB.

Fuck a Duck !!

Happy "Draw Muhammad Day" = Fuck Pakistan Day

I wish to congratulate you on an astoundingly successful "Draw Muhammad Day". Well done all! You've managed to get Facebook blocked in Pakistan and if cussing Zardari n his eunuch henchmen didn't get me blocked then this might pretty well. So to all my followers in Pakistan ...Good Bye for now but trust me we'll be back bigger then ever. Fuck you Pakistan Government!!

No wonder Pakistan is the homeland of the Taliban. Taliban should simply be considered as a synonym for ignorant "Muslims". "Muslim" is very different then Muslim, the difference I shall elaborate in a later blog. Please Obama, nuke the shit out of Pakistan before these maniacs trigger off the apocalypse. With each passing day, it is becoming more evident that the end of the world as we know it will surely begin from here. The Nukes are in the hands of the army. Let's say "Draw Muhammad" pisses somebody off real bad and coincidently they happen to be in the army. In a few years he might be the head of the army and so are his close pals. What'll happen? They don't have the capability to reach the US, so they send all their nukes into Israel. At least one is going to hit Tel Aviv and then I'm sure South Park will have invaluable fodder. Eric Cartman can rejoice at the death of those filthy Jews.


What needs to be done is the liberal minority in Pakistan be identified and empowered to Totalitarian proportions. By the liberals I do not mean the likes of Zardari and Sharif co. I mean the true liberals..more like Altaf Bhai. They will then "take care" of the others and all will be well.

Screw Pakis, for the rest of the world there is still time. Do something before this damned nation sends you all to the dogs. When Zardari's wife was premier she sent Qadeer Khan around selling nuke technology to the likes of Libya and North korea. What do you think Zardari will be willing to do for any amount of money? Whatever happened to those pscyh evaluations about him sustaining permanent psychological damage? The nuke are surely not in the hands of a madman...are they?

So let us begin this glorious tradition to remind the world of the scum we are.

Happy Fuck Pakistan Day 2010!

Fuck a Duck !

What's up with this "Draw Muhammad" stuff ?

Right so 20th May is going to be the first "Draw Muhammad" Day. Thank you South Park once again for helping break free from the shackles of idiocy and fanaticism. But Why the fuck do you want to piss off those damn Muslims even more? Do you really have a death wish?

They say South Park getting censored has been the inspiration for this. Freedom of speech is essential. That's what founded the US but so did mass genocide.

Molly Norris we appreciate what you intend to achieve with what your doing but you seem like just another attention-deprived dumb bitch who hasnt got laid good in a while. Now imagine you end up really pissing off some jackass "Muslim" and then he goes and bombs the shit out of Seattle or Orlandao...then is you the bitch that is going to be responsible? You are a threat to national security and I recommend that the Feds take you into "protective custody" ASAP !!

WAIT!! This just in ....http://www.mollynorris.com/ ....she says she isn't behind the Draw Muhammad Day..just gave the idea sort of....hmm that's what Einstein said to the Japanese after the nuking.

Well since we're in the peaceful environment of Aga Khan University we will be celebrating "Draw Muhammad" Day like nobody's business. Yes the results will be announced for the winners for our won AKU competition and the winner will get a return ticket to go visit the grave of Theo van Gogh.

So people if you still haven't sent in your Muhammad Drawings hurry up. By the way we've had enough of the dog and bomb drawings so c'mon something more intelligent and original will be appreciated. You can send your drawings to me in the TA's office or submit them with Mr Suleman, Hostel Residences Manager, Aga Khan University, Stadium Road Karachi.


Good luck with your drawings and just hope some wannabe jihadist doesnt email bomb us

Fuck a Duck !

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

A new car for this DOG !!

That filthy sodomite Salman Taseer is getting a new Mercedes Benz for around 25 million. In a country already wrecked by poverty and in the midst of a civil war of sorts why is there no concern regarding such extravagance? The news report


http://www.dawn.com/wps/wcm/connect/dawn-content-library/dawn/the-newspaper/front-page/19-rs25m-mercedes-benz-being-purchased-for-taseer-550-hh-10

above indicates that the PM Gillani has approved the deal. Could this have anything to do with Salman having a video of the former with Sherry Rehman? We all remember the boob squeezing incident at that rally. Or is this compensation for Abdul Qadir Gillani punching some guy in the face and Governor Taseer conveniently "taking care" of the problem.

We'd think that the Democrats in Washington would have more sense than approving aid those these crooks who run this country on behalf of the 180 million Pakis. Or is the establishment out there working behind the scenes with other motives? They dont want to bring a definitive end to the war on terror perhaps? As long as Pakistan is being run by the likes of Zardari and Sharif Brothers there is seriously no hope of bringing an end to this misery.

I must appeal to the United States people and Oprah Winfrey to do something about this unnecessary problem. All that greed is manipulating the US foreign policy and they dont really give a fuck about anyone , including their own!!

The greatest favor the US could do for its "ally" and move towards ending the war on terror properly is get a few top dogs out here in Islamabad and Lahore killed. Get those dudes at Blackwater or similar to do the job. Uncle Sam has done it before. Why not mistakingly drop a nuke on Islamabad when the Parliment, President, PM, Governors and Army chiefs are there? What shall arise from the ashes can in no way be worse than what already is.

The people of Pakistan will perpetually indebted. As for all you Faisal Shahzad wannabe's out there: Get over NYC and flights to Dubai. Just bomb the shit out of the Parliment House in Islamabad or something of the sort. It would be Talibantically Islamic enough to purge the vermin. RAW, Mossad, you know that Pakistan is way more fucked up this way otherwise you would of killed those mfuckers a long long time ago.

Who will coem to save us? By the way has anybody done anything about Zaid Hamid yet?

Fuck a Duck !!

ZAID HAMID is responsible for most of this !!

I forgot to mention this asshole called ZAID HAMID is responsible for this. Basically he aint no muslim, just an anarchist who was rapped by the local maulvi at the mosque as a kid and keen student of "Islamic" psychology and sociology. We need to assassinate people like ZAID HAMID if we want to rid ourselves of the curse of extremism.

He has been accused of being a Jewish agent, a RAW operative, ISI symapthizer. With the whole game being really fucked up u cant tell for sure who is really responsible for what. All I can say for sure that anybody wanting a terror free world where ordianry people dont turn into Faisal Shahzad s' u need to get this person killed/eliminated.

So to all those wanting a terror-free world , be you Obama, the FBI, ISI or ordinary citizens, KILL ZAID HAMID !! ( Ok at least get him locked up somewhere) or there will be a nuclear 9/11 in the years to come......

wE'RE running out of time

Fuck a Duck !!

PAKISTAN BE SHAMED!! AGAIN!!

With the capture of Faisal Shahzad, we wish to highlight once again the blight of terrorism and idiocy that has malignantly infiltrated our society.

Faisal Shahzad needs to be made an example of. No punishment will be enough for that motherfucker. Why the fuck did he want to bomb Times Square? Retarded asshole...creating problems for the peaceful majority. His wife should be stripped of her US Citizenship ASAP so she doesn't go around and get knocked up by the next "fundamentalist terrorist wannabe" and get married and make another loser a US citizen.

this reminds me of that other bitch Aafia Siddiqui. Another moronic anti-Semite. She needs to be put away for a long time. What needs to be done is to begin punishing the immediate families of these terrorists to keep others away from doing so. In future, if somebody knows that they being caught would mean their parents and kids being rapped by wild horses they would certainly think twice.

Please cooperate with the FBI and CIA to manage to put an end to this mayhem for good.

Fuck a Duck !