So another day in Karachi. Around 20 people get killed. Random killings. Why the fuck does Geo keep saying they were target killings? They really don't know the meanings of these words and are just throwing them around. Who could be responsible for these senseless acts of violence?
The usual suspects....RAW...Mossad...CIA....Lyari gangs...MQM??
Why do you not consider this possibility. My friends and I have an exam tomorrow. We had been busy all year long with betting money on the IPL, getting Bj's from the truckstop whores, drinking moonshine and pretending our grandfather's used to play football with Bobby Charlton while we cheered on teams in the EPL. We didnt study. We're fucked and bribing the exam cell is too much of a bitch plus we're out of money after England rapped Australia in the T20 final. What to do??
Luckily from last month's bank robbery we have our guns still with us and a few spare bullets. Why not split into groups of 3/4 and go around the city in our FX and shoot random people? This will truly plunge the city into chaos and then the usual will happen....Educational institutes will be closed at least for the day....and thus no exam tomorrow....It'd be our best chance of passing the exam ( we'll manage to buy the question paper before it happens again) and since living in Karachi all our lives along with the random relative here and there being killed we're truly fucked in the head so it'll be fun anyways.
Food for thought. And you slackers out there better not be getting any ideas. BTW, even if the Aga Khan died they're not be a day off in AKU so no point in trying to kill Laila or KGB.
Fuck a Duck !!
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