We at the kanjarsain team wish to congratulate Altaf Bhai on the successful convention across Punjab. They've have arrived and will now conquer.
MQM is the future of Pakistan. Join us or be slaughtered with the corrupt generals,feudals,dynastic politicians and bureaucrats. MQM will save this country or destroy it in the process!
Soon all the problems of Pakistan will be solved. The last remaining catalyst required for the wonderful revolution is the stinky, filthy blood of the corrupt and crooked.
Long Live MQM
Long Live Altaf Bhai and Pakistan
Death to the Bhuttos, Sharifs, Legharis, Jatois,Mengals and many,many more !
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Wednesday, April 28, 2010
Saturday, April 24, 2010
Have we already forgotten?? Dead,rotting corpse from the fan?
Whatever happened to that poor old guy in Room 227 who killed himself or the poor old guy in 228 who was subjected to that fowl stench ?
http://www.thenews.com.pk/daily_detail.asp?id=234437
The above is one example of how the media covered the story.
http://www.sindhstudy.com/node/3430
A look at a few links shows that they've pretty much plagiarized from the same source.
Was he from Chitral or Gilgit? It doesnt seem to really matter.
Whatever happened to the 4 page suicide note he had left behind? How much did the Aga Khan University pay the police to cover it all up. An SHO somewhere has probably brought a load of property out there in Dubai. Since the kid was Ismaili, maybe the Imam himself divinely intervened to hush the family up. He would be like you say nothing and I guarantee you VVIP treatment up in Heaven??
Everybody knows of all the problems he was having, it was the financial ones that broke him for good. The Finance department had been threatening not to allow him sit in his upcoming Exams if he didn't pay up. He told em he couldn'd but they didn't care. Did they want him to sell a kidney,rob a bank or pimp out his mother? Now they'd been doing that for a while now but to do it to one of their own ,i.e. Ismaili. So at least they've managed to prove their point of treating everybody the same , irrespective of religious background.
Well done AKU!! You've managed to kill somebody just because you didn't want to waiver a couple of grand off his tuition fee. Keep up the good work! At this rate you should manage to overtake the Jews in no time. If you start mistreating your own for monetary benefits , only one word for you all : Auschwitz
Fuck a Duck !
http://www.thenews.com.pk/daily_detail.asp?id=234437
The above is one example of how the media covered the story.
http://www.sindhstudy.com/node/3430
A look at a few links shows that they've pretty much plagiarized from the same source.
Was he from Chitral or Gilgit? It doesnt seem to really matter.
Whatever happened to the 4 page suicide note he had left behind? How much did the Aga Khan University pay the police to cover it all up. An SHO somewhere has probably brought a load of property out there in Dubai. Since the kid was Ismaili, maybe the Imam himself divinely intervened to hush the family up. He would be like you say nothing and I guarantee you VVIP treatment up in Heaven??
Everybody knows of all the problems he was having, it was the financial ones that broke him for good. The Finance department had been threatening not to allow him sit in his upcoming Exams if he didn't pay up. He told em he couldn'd but they didn't care. Did they want him to sell a kidney,rob a bank or pimp out his mother? Now they'd been doing that for a while now but to do it to one of their own ,i.e. Ismaili. So at least they've managed to prove their point of treating everybody the same , irrespective of religious background.
Well done AKU!! You've managed to kill somebody just because you didn't want to waiver a couple of grand off his tuition fee. Keep up the good work! At this rate you should manage to overtake the Jews in no time. If you start mistreating your own for monetary benefits , only one word for you all : Auschwitz
Fuck a Duck !
Congratulations South Park!! Fuck you Comedy Central!!
We here at KanjarSain Corp. wish to congratulate South Park on reaching 200 episodes. Now it would of been truly fitting had they ridiculed the shit out of the Muslim prophet Mohammad. Instead they insisted on visually censoring him. Then there was episode 201. Those bastards at Comedy Central had bleeped out all the best parts.
A few years ago, there was a cartoon depiction of Muhammad on South Park but nobody noticed that. Could the reason being that most of the hardcore fundamentals lack the English comprehension skills to even consider watching a show like South Park. Muhammad the flame thrower wasn't as funny as Santa Claus or Buddha doing coke but at least it was a step in the right direction. The wannabe fundamentals were probably busy fantasizing about the 72 transsexuals they'll be getting in that place called "Paradise" or were simply busy molesting the local kids at their neighborhood mosque.This time round they're a bunch of fags at some revolution.islam giving death threats and shit. From my understanding of their damn religion, Muhammad would of disowned anyone who gave out death threats to peaceful comedians. But this "Islam" is not the religion of Muhammad at all. Historical studies will show that of today's cities, Amsterdam is most like the city state Muhammad ruled over in Yathrib. But leaving a religion to a bunch of date-chewing,camel sodomizing Bedouin would eventually lead to problems. If the Arabs weren't bad enough, they converted over a bunch of Africans, Persians and South Asians.
Africans are a step less evolved then the rest of us. That's not racist, it's just scientific. Recent discoveries show that Ancient Egyptians were ruled by inbred dynasties. Imagine a bunch of inbred hillbillies being in charge of the US? To be ruled over Tutankhanum and his bastard children/nephews & nieces you totally got to be subhuman yourself.
The Persians arent really Muslims. They just converted to save the Arab rampage. Most of them dont give a fuck about Islam. It's just that a bunch of bearded pedophiles were in the right place at the right time and came the Islamic revolution.
Now as for the South Asians, just take a look at Pakistan and Zardari. Nothing else needed to be said.
We need more shows like South Park if we wish to progress towards a global utopia. I dream of a world where we can openly and viciously mock Muhammad without anyone getting a sting up their ass. Had Muhammad been alive today, he'd personally go and hunt down Osama and Mullah Umar. That's how fucked up you "muslims" have actually gotten.
Fuck A Duck !!
A few years ago, there was a cartoon depiction of Muhammad on South Park but nobody noticed that. Could the reason being that most of the hardcore fundamentals lack the English comprehension skills to even consider watching a show like South Park. Muhammad the flame thrower wasn't as funny as Santa Claus or Buddha doing coke but at least it was a step in the right direction. The wannabe fundamentals were probably busy fantasizing about the 72 transsexuals they'll be getting in that place called "Paradise" or were simply busy molesting the local kids at their neighborhood mosque.This time round they're a bunch of fags at some revolution.islam giving death threats and shit. From my understanding of their damn religion, Muhammad would of disowned anyone who gave out death threats to peaceful comedians. But this "Islam" is not the religion of Muhammad at all. Historical studies will show that of today's cities, Amsterdam is most like the city state Muhammad ruled over in Yathrib. But leaving a religion to a bunch of date-chewing,camel sodomizing Bedouin would eventually lead to problems. If the Arabs weren't bad enough, they converted over a bunch of Africans, Persians and South Asians.
Africans are a step less evolved then the rest of us. That's not racist, it's just scientific. Recent discoveries show that Ancient Egyptians were ruled by inbred dynasties. Imagine a bunch of inbred hillbillies being in charge of the US? To be ruled over Tutankhanum and his bastard children/nephews & nieces you totally got to be subhuman yourself.
The Persians arent really Muslims. They just converted to save the Arab rampage. Most of them dont give a fuck about Islam. It's just that a bunch of bearded pedophiles were in the right place at the right time and came the Islamic revolution.
Now as for the South Asians, just take a look at Pakistan and Zardari. Nothing else needed to be said.
We need more shows like South Park if we wish to progress towards a global utopia. I dream of a world where we can openly and viciously mock Muhammad without anyone getting a sting up their ass. Had Muhammad been alive today, he'd personally go and hunt down Osama and Mullah Umar. That's how fucked up you "muslims" have actually gotten.
Fuck A Duck !!
Saturday, April 17, 2010
Kanjar Sain Open House 2010
Hello Everyone!!!
Following countless demands I have arranged to meet with my fans.
I will be in the AKU Student's Lounge on Sunday the 18th of April ,2010 from 9pm onwards.
To locate me during the weekdays, just come to the male hostel or library and ask for "Kanjar Sain".
I warn you I will not be giving any autographs.
Fuck a Duck !!
Friday, April 16, 2010
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Thursday, April 15, 2010
The last time a student was found dead in the male hostel at the Aga Khan University
This link has the "official" version
For what really happened....stay tuned and hope Zardari or the Aga Khan dont block me..
Back then Suleman was working as a clerk in the Student Affairs Office. Laila was was there too. They're involved again..Poor Zaidi was sent into an early grave because of these two bastards.
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Ishfaq's life wasted?
So he killed jimself...now hopefully the AKU administration will get rid of that Taliban Sympathizer Sulemaan aka Hostel Manager.....or will he reconvert from Wahabism to Ismailism and be spared?
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SALMAN SAAB the hostel manager IS RESPonsible for the suicide in room 228!!! ?
the poor guy lived in the hostel where they were charging 7000 a month for no real services.....
in the common room they have a TV which has no functioning buttons...when a complaoint was made he said there was no point in repairing them because he "knows" that people use their feet to change the channels...
then there had been the recebnt surge of Wahabi activity in the hostel. With the previous admin no maulvis cud go about shitting anyone but since Salman's been back from Hajj, its been crzay.....mini Bin Laden's everywhere bringing maluvis from outside, giving sermons, converting people and declaring kaafirs...yes ismailis they do not conisder muslims and say they are kaafirs or worse....wajib ul Qatal.....thank you Mr Salman ...
there is much much more....
come back soon...
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FBI CIA Help me !! Zardari will block my blog !!
yeah that inbred retard is going to block me because I am exposing his buddy's bullshit who is an intelligence bigwig.....Sheikh saab who got realized from jail recently/.....anyways Obama man help me !! Don't let Pakistan become China!! Well at least when it comes to Internet censorship....btw that Aga Khan dude in Geneva might block me too for spilling the beans on what happened yesterday with the suicide and all..
we here at cracking the chestnut want to continue bringing the best of the news out there unhindered...
Hail Mugambao'''
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TRAGEDY ROOM 228 MALE HOSTEL AGA KHAN UNIVERSITY
so welcome back....
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yes it really does feel good to have some visitors finally
so well the day was probably the 13th of April ,2010 ...if they get an autopsy done they can tell for sure...will they do one?
some fun facts to lighten up the mood.....
13th april
in 1963, Sidney Poitier became the first Slave-American to win an Oscar for Best Actor
1997 , Tiger the "Cheater" Woods became the youngest dude to win a Masters....
Also the birthday of Abdus Salaam Arif, a dead iraqi politican ( way dead before NATO got there)...
so yes who is responsible for this tragedy???
Murad Mossa wants to know? but he already knows the answer....ask anybody in the hostel and they will tell u whats wrong......
Fuck a Duck !!
SUICIDE IN AKU MALE HOSTEL KARACHI
Yes it finally did happen....
even a blind chimp could see this coming...
asfhaq/ishfaq hussain room 228.. class of 2013...fervent ismaili.....super-nerd.....no drug abuse or anything....his brother killed himself a few years back....wonder if he had mentioned that on his AKU application?
Body rotting for two days before the stench disturbed teh neighbours n they complained....opened his room to find a decomposing body hanging from the fan with an AKU bedsheet and wrists slit...
there was a suicide note the police have taken.....
Laila , Salman and the Finance Department are to blame....
stay tuned for more.....
Fuck a Duck!
Thursday, April 8, 2010
Wednesday, April 7, 2010
Where is Ayesha?
If anybody finds a recent picture of Ayesha, I am willing to give out a thousand dollar prize. Proof of authenticity will be required.
Good luck to Shoaib and Saania. Though the divorce is inevitable and I say that it will be in the winter of 2012 or spring 2013. Stay tuned for more details.
Fuck a Duck !
Monday, April 5, 2010
damn thee Taliban
After only a few days of peace, we finally have another day of chaos....with bomb blasts in Timargarah and Peshawar. Those attention deprived whores needed the focus shifted back to them. After all, the whole country had almost forgotten about them whil they were busy speccualting over the Shoaib and Saania debacle.
good luck to NATO for killing everyone of those bastardas who grow long beards, smell of Naswar and call themselves " Muslims"
Death to everyone of them and their sympathaizers!!!
Fuck a Duck !
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